Chuckle 2753

Chuckle 2753
(Bev L of Mt. Vernon WA gets today's Chuckle thanks.)

~Texas Grandma~ (Also: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and Some Bumper Stickers for the Elderly...)

My kinda Grandma!! The topic was Texas conceal carry law. One of the speakers related the following story:

On the way to the previous monthly meeting, an elderly lady was stopped by a highway patrolman. He asks for her driver’s license and insurance. The lady took out the required information and handed it to the patrolman. In with the cards he was surprised to see she had a conceal carry permit. He looked at her and asked if she had a weapon in her possession at this time. She responded that she indeed had .45 automatic in her glove box. Something, body language or the way she said it made him want to ask if she had any other firearms. She did admit to also having a 9mm Glock in her center console. Now he had to ask one more time if that was all, she responded once again she did have just one more, a .38 special in her purse. The officer then asks her what was she so afraid of.

She looked him right in the eye and said, "Not a damn thing!"

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