Chuckle 2795

(Chuckle 2795)

(Mac M of Florence OR gets today's Chuckle thanks.)

~Lord... They Are Finally Together~ (Also: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and Men Can Fix Anything)

Judy got married and had 13 children. Her first husband, Ted, died of cancer. She married again, and she & Bob had 7 more children. Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later.

Judy again, remarried, and this time, she & John had 5 more children.

Judy finally died, after having 25 children.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked

the Lord for this very loving woman and said,

"Lord, they are finally together."

Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend, Margaret:



"Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?"

Margaret replied:

"I think he means her legs, Ethel...."

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(Maxine from my own Thanksgiving collection.)


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(Men Can Fix Anything) from Linda M of Florence)

This is the last of this series!






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