Chuckle 2813

(Chuckle 2813)
(Keith K of Florence OR gets today's Chuckle thanks.)

~Tyrone~ (Also: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and 11 Questions to Ask Yourself)

A Methodist preacher said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar."

With that, Tyrone got in line. When it was his turn, the Preacher asked, "Tyrone, what do you want me to pray about for you?"

Tyrone replied, "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing." The preacher put one finger of one hand in Tyrone's ear, placed his other hand on top of Tyrone's head, and then prayed and prayed and prayed. He prayed a "blue streak" for Tyrone, and the whole congregation joined in with great enthusiasm.




After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked, "Tyrone, how is your hearing now?"

Tyrone answered, "I don't know, Man. It ain't 'til next week."

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(11 Questions to Ask Yourself from Phyllis of Pasadena CA)

9. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?







Answer: You would be in 2nd. Well, you passed the person in second place, not first.