Chuckle 2803

Note; Sorry no Chuckles for awhile, Lora and I will be leaving tomorrow; Monday the 21st for a week to visit with family in Sacramento.

Chuckle 2803)
Gary B of La Habra CA gets today's Chuckle thanks.)


~Scotch or Gin? ~ (Also: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and 11 Questions to Ask Yourself)

On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.

The supermarket manager's daughter brought the teacher a basket of assorted fruit.


The florist's son brought the teacher a nice bouquet of flowers.

The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box
of candy.

Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box.

The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a
little bit. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger
and tasted it.

"Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy replied. She tasted
another drop and asked, “Champagne?"

"No," said the little boy............."It's a puppy!"

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Today in History Click
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/history

Word for the day Click
http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/

For today's Horoscope click
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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(Maxine from my own collection.)





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(11 Questions to Ask Yourself) (from Phyllis of Pasadena CA)

4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet? Answer below























Answer: There is no dirt in a hole.