Chuckle 2797

(Chuckle 2797)

(Rich C of Yuma AZ gets today's Chuckle thanks.)

~Replacement Windows~ (Second time around) (Also: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and 11 Questions to Ask Yourself)

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them. Hellloooo ............ just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! Hellooooo? It's been a year! I told him. There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up. He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.

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(Maxine from my own thanksgiving collection.)


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(11 Questions to Ask Yourself from Phyllis of Pasadena CA) Answer below.



1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child’s name?







1. Answer: Johnny of course.


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