Chuckle 2798

(Chuckle 2798)
(Gary B of La Habra CA gets today's Chuckle thanks.)


~Six Retired Irishmen~ (Second time around) (Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and 6 differences.)

Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O'Leary's
apartment when Paddy Murphy loses £500 on a single hand clutches his chest and drops dead at the table.

Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five
continue playing standing up.

Michael O'Connor looks around and asks, "Oh, me boys,
someone has to tell Paddy's wife. Who will it be?"

They draw straws. Peter Gallagher picks the short one. They
tell him to be discreet and gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse.

Discreet? I'm the most discreet Irishmen you'll ever meet.
Discretion is my middle name. Leave it to me."

Peter goes over to Murphy's house and knocks on the door.
Mrs. Murphy answers and asks what he wants.

Peter declares: "Your husband just lost £500 and is afraid
to come home"

"Tell him to drop dead!" says the wife.

"I'll go tell him." says Peter
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Today in History Click
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Word for the day Click
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For today's Horoscope click
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/
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(Maxine from my own Thanksgiving collection.)


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(Find the six differences, answers below)