Chuckle 2801

(Chuckle 2801)
(Phyllis and Chet S of Pasadena CA gets today's Chuckle thanks.)

~Class of "1975"~

~Old Class Mate~ (Second time around)

(Also: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and 11 Questions to Ask Yourself)

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely I can't look that old.

Well, you'll love this one...

My name is Mary, and i was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.

I noticed his DDS diploma on the wall, which bore his full name.

Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago.

Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought.

This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.

After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School.

Yes. Yes, I did. I'm a mustang,' he gleamed with pride.

When did you graduate?' I asked.

He answered, 'in 1975. Why do you ask?'

You were in my class!’ I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely.

THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, BALDING, WRINKLED FACED, FAT-ASSED, GRAY-HAIRED, DECREPIT, SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED, "WHAT DID YOU TEACH?"

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(Maxine from my own collection.)



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(11 Questions to Ask Yourself from Phyllis
of Pasadena CA)

3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest?

Mountain in the world?

Answer below.





Answer: Mt. Everest; it just wasn't discovered yet.
[You're not very good at this are you?]