Chuckle 2799
(Chuckle 2799)
(Nicky H of Florence OR gets today's Chuckle thanks.)
~On the Balcony with a Popsicle~ (Also: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and 11 Questions to Ask Yourself)
The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon 'quickie' with their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
'There's a car being towed from the parking lot,' he shouted.
'An ambulance just drove by!'
‘Looks like the Andersons have company,' he called out.
'Matt's riding a new bike!'
'Looks like the Sanders are moving!'
'Jason is on his skate board!'
After a few moments he announced,
'The Coopers are having sex.
Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed! Dad cautiously called out,
'How do you know they’re having sex?
'Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle.'
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(Nicky H of Florence OR gets today's Chuckle thanks.)
~On the Balcony with a Popsicle~ (Also: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and 11 Questions to Ask Yourself)
The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon 'quickie' with their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
'There's a car being towed from the parking lot,' he shouted.
'An ambulance just drove by!'
‘Looks like the Andersons have company,' he called out.
'Matt's riding a new bike!'
'Looks like the Sanders are moving!'
'Jason is on his skate board!'
After a few moments he announced,
'The Coopers are having sex.
Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed! Dad cautiously called out,
'How do you know they’re having sex?
'Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle.'
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Today in History Click
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/history
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(Maxine from my own Thanksgiving collection.)
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(11 Questions to Ask Yourself from Phyllis of Pasadena CA)
(Maxine from my own Thanksgiving collection.)
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(11 Questions to Ask Yourself from Phyllis of Pasadena CA)
answer below,
2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?
Answer: Meat.
2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?
Answer: Meat.
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