Chuckle 2814

(Chuckle 2814)
(Mac M of Florence OR gets today's Chuckle thanks.)


~HELGA'S DIARY ON A CRUISE SHIP~ (Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and 6 differences.)

DEAR DIARY - DAY 1 All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short sets. Really, really exciting. Our local Red Hat chapter - The Late Bloomers decided on this "all-girls" trip. It will be my first cruise - and I can't wait!

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 2 Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today -- seems like a very nice man.

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 3 At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 4 Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night, but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 5 Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks. He is really quite charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined. He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me that night, he would sink the ship........I was shocked.

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 6 Today I saved 2,600 lives.

Twice!!

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Today in History Click
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/history

Word for the day Click
http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/

For today's Horoscope click
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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(Maxine from my own X’mas collection.)


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(Find the six differences, answers below)