Chuckle 2829

(Chuckle 2829)
(Willie of Sacramento CA gets today's Chuckle thanks.)

~Old Folks Home ~ (Also: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and Adult Truths)

I was taking a walk when I passed by the nursing home where there were six old ladies lying naked on the front lawn. I thought this was a little peculiar, but continued on my way because it's a long walk and I wanted to get it over with before it got truly hot again today.

On my way back, the ladies were still lying in the yard. To quench my curiosity, I went inside and asked to speak to the director of the facility. When I asked him if he knew there were 6 naked old ladies lying on his front lawn, he replied, "Yes, I know. They're all retired prostitutes."

"Okay..." I said rather disbelievingly, "... And?"

"And they're having a yard sale!"

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(Adult Truths from Linda M of Florence OR)

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.