Chuckle 2819

(Chuckle 2819)
(Linda M of Florence OR gets today's Chuckle thanks.)

9mm Glock Pistol

~Afraid? ~ (Also: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and Adult Truths)

Story from a Kansas State Highway Patrol officer : I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding on U.S. 166 Eastbound at Mile Marker 73 just East of Sedan , KS . I asked for her driver's license, registration, and proof of insurance. The lady took out the required information and handed it to me. In with the cards I was somewhat surprised (due to her advanced age) to see she had a conceal carry permit. I looked at her and ask if she had a weapon in her possession at this time. She responded that she indeed had a .45 automatic in her glove box. Something---body language, or the way she said it---made me want to ask if she had any other firearms. She did admit to also having a 9mm Glock in her center console. Now I had to ask one more time if that was all. She responded once again that she did have just one more, a .38 special in her purse. I then asked her what she so afraid of was. She looked at me and said, "Not A damn thing."

Seniors - Don't mess with them. They didn't get old by being stupid.

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(Adult Truths from Linda M of Florence OR)

1. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.