Chuckle 2815

(Chuckle 2815)
(Rick R of Surrey BC gets today's Chuckle thanks.)

BRAVO!!!!! (Also: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and 11 Questions to Ask Yourself)

It happened in a Metro station in Montreal........... There were protesters on the concourse handing out pamphlets on the evils of Canada. I politely declined to take one.

An elderly woman was behind me getting off the escalator and a young

(20-ish) female protester offered her a pamphlet, which she politely declined. The young protester put her hand on the woman's shoulder as a gesture of friendship and in a very soft voice said, 'Lady, don't you care about the children of Iraq?'

The elderly woman looked up at her and said, Honey, my father died during World War I, I lost my husband in World War II, I lost a son in Korea, and a grandson in Afghanistan.

All fought and died so you could have the freedom to stand here and bad mouth our country. If you touch me again, I'll stick this umbrella up your ass and open it.'

................God Bless Canada!!!

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(11 Questions to Ask Yourself from Phyllis of Pasadena CA)
(ANSWER BELOW)

10. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?







Answer: Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow [Duh]