Chuckle 2817

(Chuckle 2817)
Phyllis in Pasadena CA gets today's Chuckle thanks.)


~If My Body Was a Car~ (Second time around) (Also: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and 11 Questions to Ask Yourself)

If my body was a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ... But that’s not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close My traction is not as graceful as it once was.. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather... My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently. But here’s the worst of it --

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!

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(Maxine from my own X’mas collection.)




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(11 Questions to Ask Yourself from Phyllis of Pasadena CA)

This is the last of this series.


11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?








Answer: One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big stack.