(Chuckle 2845)
(Keith K of Florence OR gets today's Chuckle thanks.)

~ My Neighbor, Babe ~ (Also: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and Truisms

This is my neighbor, Babe.

She's single and lives right across the street. I can see her house from my family room. I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway. She knocked on my door and I rushed to open it.

She looks at me and says, “I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk and make love all night long! Are you busy tonight?”

Without missing a heartbeat I immediately replied, “Nope, I'm free. I have no plans at all!”

Then she said, “Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?"

Man, it's no fun getting old!!!

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