Sunday, February 05, 2012

(Chuckle 2863)
(Linda M of Gresham OR gets today's Chuckle thanks.)

~PRAYER FOR GRANDPA~ (Also: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and Tech Support)

This is just too beautiful not to share.



Dear God, please send clothes to all those poor
ladies on grandpa's computer.
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Today in History Click
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/history

Word for the day Click
http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/

For today's Horoscope click
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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(A Maxine from My Own Collection.)




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(Tech Support: From Nicky H of Florence OR.)

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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.

Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?

Customer: No. I can’t get behind the computer.

Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.

Customer! OK

Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?

Customer: Yes

Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in.

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Customer: I can't get on the Internet.

Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?

Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.

Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?

Customer: Five dots.

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