Chuckle 2859

(Chuckle 2859)
(Robert J of Florence OR gets today's Chuckle thanks.)

~Military Life~ (Also: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and Truisms)

On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle. One day the tower received a
call from an aircraft asking, "What time is it?"

The tower responded, "Who is calling?"

The aircraft replied, "What difference does it make?"

The tower replied, "It makes a lot of difference... If it is a commercial
flight, it is 3 o’clock. If it is an Army aircraft, it is 1500 hours. If it is
a Navy aircraft, it is 6 bells. If it is an Air Force aircraft, the big hand is
on the 12 and the little hand is on the 3. If it is a Marine Corps aircraft,
it's Thursday afternoon and 120 minutes to "Happy Hour."
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(A Maxine from My Own Collection.)


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(Truisms from Nancy S of Sheridan WY)