Chuckle 2851

(Chuckle 2851)
(Charlie in Bradenton FL gets today's Chuckle thanks.)



~The Meaning of the Dot ~ (Also: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and Truisms)

The Dot! FINALLY, SOMEONE HAS CLEARED THIS UP. For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian embassy in Ottawa has recently revealed the true story. When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, a taxi cab, or a motel in the United States. If nothing is there, he must remain in India to answer telephones and provide us with Verizon technical advice.

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(A Maxine from My Own Collection.)



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(Truisms from Nancy S of Sheridan WY)