Chuckle 2852

(Chuckle 2852)
(Mac M of Florence OR gets today's Chuckle thanks.)

~Irish Talking Clock~ (Second time around) (Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and 6 differences.)

After closing time at the bar, a drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet*.**

*What's that big brass gong? One of the guests asked. It’s not a gong it’s a
talking clock, the drunk replied. A talking clock? Seriously? Asked his
astonished friend. YUP, it is. How's it work? The friend asked. Watch.
The drunk picked up the mallet, gave the gong an Ear-shattering pound
and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, YOU ASSHOLE!
IT'S THREE-FIFTEEN IN THE MORNING!

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Today in History Click
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/history



Word for the day Click
http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/



For today's Horoscope click
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/



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(A Maxine from My Own Collection.)



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(Find the six differences, answers below)