Chuckle 2935

(Chuckle 2935)

Gary B of La Habra CA gets today's Chuckle thanks)

~4 Smiles~ (Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and 6 differences.)

Wife: 'What are you doing?'

Husband: Nothing.

Wife: 'Nothing . . . ? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'

Husband: 'I was looking for the expiration date.'
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Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'

Husband: 'Sure! What are my choices?'

Wife: 'Yes or no.'

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Stress Reliever

Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries,
troubles and lighten your burden.'

Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have
any worries or troubles.'

Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'

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Son: 'Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'

Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'

Son: 'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'

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Today in History Click


http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

Word for the day Click

http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/

For today's Horoscope click

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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(A Maxine from My Own Collection.)

(Find the six differences, answers below)

 

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