Chuckle 2938

(Chuckle 2938)

(Nancy S of Sheridan WY gets today's Chuckle thanks)

~Two Short Ones~(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and 6 differences.)

~Lemon Squeeze ~

There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.'

The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.'

The young woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times.'

The priest thought long and hard and then said, 'Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice.'

The young woman asked, 'Will this cleanse me of my sins?'

The priest said, 'No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face.'


~Looks of Disappointment ~

A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, 'You're beautiful.' Then he fell asleep again.

His wife had never heard him say that before, so she stayed by his side. A few minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said, 'You’re cute....’ The wife was disappointed because instead of 'beautiful,' it was now 'cute.'

She asked, 'What happened to beautiful?'

The man replied, 'The drugs are wearing off.'

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Today in History Click


http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

Word for the day Click

http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/


For today's Horoscope click

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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(A Maxine from My Own Collection.)

(Find the six differences, answers below)