Chuckle 2947

I will be away from the computer until next Sat. Have a nice week!

---Mr Chuckles---
(Chuckle 2947)
(Linda M of Gresham OR gets today's Chuckle thanks)

~A Blonde from Cork~ (Also: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and Keith’s Stuff)

An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.

She said, “I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude.”

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, ““Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes”!”

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...”YES! YES! I WON, I WON!”

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, “What did she roll?

The other answered, “I don't know - I thought you were watching.”


MORAL OF THE STORY -
Not all Irish are drunks.
Not all blondes are dumb.
But all men, well, are men.

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

Word for the day Click

http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/

For today's Horoscope click
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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(A Maxine from My Own Collection.)

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(Keith’s Stuff from Keith K of Florence OR)