Mr Chuckles: (Chuckle 2954)

(Chuckle 2954)

(Bill P of Florence OR gets today's Chuckle thanks)

~Mafia Godfather~ (Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and 6 differences.)

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his deaf bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of ten million dollars. The Godfather gave Guido the job of keeping his books because he assumed that Guido would hear nothing, so if ever question he would never have to testify in court. When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing ten million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where's the money?" The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, "Where's the money?" Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about!" The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he don't know what you're talking about." The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's temple and says, "Ask him again!" The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him!" Guido signs back, OK” You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my Cousin Bruno's house." The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?" The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."

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