Chuckle 2977

(Chuckle 2977)

(Charlie M of Bradenton FL gets today's Chuckle thanks)

~The Rancher and the Newlywed Blonde ~ (Second time around) (Also: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and Quickies)

A blonde city girl named Jennifer marries an Idaho rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Jennifer, ‘The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today, so I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cow's stall in the barn. Please show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?'

The rancher leaves for the upper range to mend fencing and check on the cattle. After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door.

Jennifer takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when Jennifer sees the nail, she tells him, 'This is the one right here.'

The man, assuming he is dealing with an airhead blonde, asks, 'Tell me, lady, 'cause I'm dying to know; how would YOU know that this is the right cow to be bred?'

'That's simple," she says confidently. "By the nail that's over its stall."

Laughing rudely at her, the man asks, 'and what, pray tell, is the nail for?' The blonde turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder, 'I guess it's to hang your pants on.'

(It's nice to see a blonde winning once in awhile.)

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(Quickies from Keith K of Florence)

 Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
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