Chuckle 2968

(Chuckle 2968)

(Phyllis S of Pasadena gets today's Chuckle thanks)

~Late Night Call to the Vet~ (Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and 6 differences.)

A dog lover, whose dog was a female and "in heat', agreed to look after her
neighbors male dog while the neighbors were on vacation.
She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart.
However, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and
moaning sounds, rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together, in
obvious pain and unable to disengage, as so frequently happens when dogs
mate.

Unable to separate them and perplexed as to what to do next, although it was
late, she called the vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice.

Having explained the problem to him, the vet said,"Hang up the phone
and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call
you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection
and he will be able to withdraw."

"Do you think that will work?" she asked.

"It just worked for me," he replied.
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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

Word for the day Click

http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/

For today's Horoscope click
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/
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(Maxine Cartoon)

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(Find the six differences, answers below)