Chuckle 2959

Chuckle 2959

(Bev L of Mt. Vernon WA gets today's Chuckle thanks)

~Dog for Sale ~ (Second time around) (Also: Today in History,
Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and Time for a Beer)

Whether you own a dog or not, you must appreciate the efforts of
this owner to sell her dog. Read the sales pitch below!

Dog for Sale Free to good home. Excellent guard dog.
Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are
no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in
the neighborhood for him to eat. Most of them knew Jethro
only by his Oriental street name, Ho Lee Schitt.

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

Word for the day Click

http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/

For today's Horoscope click
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/
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(Maxine Cartoon)

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(Time for a Beer from Phyllis of Pasadena CA)

“Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."

---Babe Ruth---