Chuckle 2955

(Chuckle 2955)

(Mac M of Florence OR gets today's Chuckle thanks)

House across the street.

~My Neighbor ~ (Second time around) (Also: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and Keith’s Stuff)

This is my neighbor:

She's single...

She lives right across the street.

I can see her house from my living room.

I watched as she got home from work this evening.

I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.

She knocked on my door...

I rushed to open it.

She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!

Are you busy tonight?"

I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"

Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?"

SHIT! It's no fun being old!

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(Maxine Cartoon)

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