Chuckle 2956

(Chuckle 2956)

(Bev L of Mt. Vernon WA gets today's Chuckle thanks)

~Never Piss Off a Nurse~ (Second time around with new punch line (Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and 6 differences.)

A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was
a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did
his staff. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him.

The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She
came into his room and announced, "I have to take your temperature."

After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed

his arms and opened his mouth.

"No, I'm sorry," the nurse stated, "but for this reading, I can't use an oral

thermometer." This started another round of complaining but eventually he

rolled over and bared his behind.

After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her

announce,” I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT

until I get back!"

She left the door to his room open on her way out. He cursed

under his breath as he heard people walking past his door,

laughing..... After about 20 minutes, the man's doctor came into the room.

"What's going on here?" asked the doctor.

Angrily, the man answered, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you

ever seen someone having their temperature taken?"

After a pause, the doctor confessed..... "Not with a Daffodil."

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

Word for the day Click

http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/

For today's Horoscope click
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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(Maxine Cartoon)

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(Find the six differences, answers below)