Chuckle 2963

(Chuckle 2963)
(Bev L of Mt. Vernon WA gets today's Chuckle thanks)

~No Sunday Paper~(Second time around) (Also: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and Time for a Beer)

This is dedicated to all of us who are seniors, to all of you who know seniors, and to all of you who will become seniors.

"WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?!" The irate customer calling the newspaper office loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was.

"Madam", said the newspaper employee, "today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY".

There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition as she was heard to mutter,

..."Well, shit, that explains why no one was at church either.

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

Word for the day Click
http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/

For today's Horoscope click
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/
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(Maxine Cartoon)

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(Time for a Beer from Phyllis S of Pasadena CA)

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

Paul Horning

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"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

I think not."

H. L. Mencken