Chuckle 3018

(Chuckle 3018)

(Rick R of Surrey BC gets today’s chuckle thanks)

~Physical Activity~ (Second time around) (Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and 6 differences.)

During my physical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level... I described a typical day this way:

"Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk about 7km through some pretty rough terrain.

I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through brambles.

I got sand in my shoes, eyes and hair.

I avoided standing on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills.

I took a few leaks behind some big trees.

The mental stress of it all left me shattered.

At the end of it all I drank eight beers.

Inspired by the story, the doctor said,

"You must be one hell of an outdoors man!"

"No," I replied, "I'm just a shitty golfer".

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

Word for the day Click

http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/

For today's Horoscope click
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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(Maxine Cartoon)

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(Find the six differences, answers below)