Chuckle 3025

(Chuckle 3025)

(Keith K of Florence OR gets today’s chuckle thanks)

~I FORGOT MY GLASSES~ (Second time around) (Also: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and Smile Awhile)

Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. She suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys. I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club. She said, "Are you nuts? You're almost 72 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?" I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card. She said to me, "Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club." I'm in trouble again, and I don't know what to do... I signed up for five jumps a week.

Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier.

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