Chuckle 3050

(Chuckle 3050)

(Gary B of La Habra CA gets today’s chuckle thanks)

~Trooper put Down~ (Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and 6 differences.)

A cowboy from Texas gets pulled over by an Arizona DPS Trooper for speeding.  The trooper starts to lecture the cowboy about his speeding and, in general, begins to throw his weight around to try to make the cowboy feel uncomfortable.  Finally the trooper gets around to writing out the ticket.  As he is doing that, he keeps swatting at some flies that are buzzing around his head.

The cowboy says, "Y'all having some problem with "circle flies"?"

The trooper stops writing the ticket and says, "Well, yeah, if that's what they're called.  But I never heard of circle flies."

Well Sir, the cowboy replies, "circle flies hang around ranches, They're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."

The trooper says, "Oh", and goes back to writing the ticket, But a moment later, he stops and says, "Are you calling me a horse's ass.

No Soir, the cowboy replies, I have too much respect for law enforcement to call y'all a horse's ass.

"That's a good thing."  the trooper says and goes back to writing the ticket.

After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas crawl says, "Hard to fool them flies though"

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