Chuckle 3095

(Chuckle 3095)

(Anon gets today’s chuckle thanks)
Chuckle 20 Sent out June of 2003.
                         
                     Belligerent Bear

~Belligerent Bear in Billings Bar~ (Also: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and Bumper Stickers)

A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings,"

The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings."

The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar,"

The bartender says, "sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings,"

The bear goes to the end of the bar, and as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.

The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs,

The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs."

The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate."
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(Maxine Cartoon)

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(Bumper Stickers from Pat.)

Boldly Going Nowhere.

How Many Roads Must a Man Travel Down Before He
Admits He is Lost?

GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.