Chuckle 3089

(Chuckle 3089)
(Bev L and Charlie M get today’s chuckle thanks)

From Bev ~Stopped by police @ 2 a.m. ~
(Also: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope,
Maxine, and Bumper Stickers)

An elderly man was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and
was asked where he was going at that time of night.
The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late." The officer then asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?" The man replied, "That would be my wife."
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From Charlie: ~My Old Guy Joke~

I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend "That's us in 10 years".

He said "That's a mirror, dip-shit!"
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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

Word for the day Click
http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/

For today's Horoscope click
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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(Maxine Cartoon)

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(Bumper Stickers from Pat.)

Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
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He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost,
But is Miles from the Next Exit.
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I Refuse To Have a Battle of Wits with an Unarmed
Person.