Chuckle 3079

(Chuckle 3079)

(Nicky H of Florence OR gets today’s chuckle thanks)

~Fishing Trip~ (Second time around) (Also: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and Equal opportunity Blonde jokes!)

Four guys have been going on the same fishing trip for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife, Cindy, puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.

Ron's buddies are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.

Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.

Ron, how long you been here, and how did you talk Cindy into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and Cindy came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'"

I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie. She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did. And then she said, "Do whatever you want."

So, Here I am.
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Word for the day Click
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(Maxine Cartoon)

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(From Gary B of La Habra CA)
Equal opportunity Blonde jokes!

(This one actually makes sense...LOL)

An Italian tourist asks a blonde man: "Why do scuba divers
always fall backwards off their boats?"

To which the blonde man replies: "If they fell forward,
they'd still be in the boat."

This is the last of this series!