Chuckle 3069

(Chuckle 3069)

(Charlie M of Bradenton FL gets today’s chuckle thanks)

~National Senior Mental Health Week~ (Also: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and Equal opportunity Blonde jokes!)

An Elderly married couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch.

After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip.

When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table, and she didn’t miss them until they had been driving for about forty minutes.

By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around, in order to return to the restaurant to retrieve her glasses.

All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grouchy old man. He fussed and complained, and scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire return drive. The more he chided her, the more agitated he became. He just wouldn't let up for a single minute.

To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant. As the woman got out of the car,
and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her,

while you're in there, you might as well get my hat and the credit card.

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(Maxine Cartoon)

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(From Gary B of La Habra CA)
Equal opportunity Blonde jokes!

A friend told the blond man: "Christmas is on a Friday this year."
The blond man replied, "Let's hope it's not the 13th."

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Two blond men find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station.
One asked: "What if one explodes before we get there?"
The other says: "We'll lie and say we only found two."