Chuckle 3061

(Chuckle 3061)

(Willie in Sacramento CA gets today’s chuckle thanks)

~Old Folks Home~ (Second time around)

(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and 6 differences.)

I was taking a walk when I passed by the nursing home where there were six old ladies lying naked on the front lawn.  I thought this was a little peculiar, but continued on my way because it's a long walk and I wanted to get it over with before it got truly hot again today.

On my way back, the ladies were still lying in the yard.  To quench my curiosity, I went inside and asked to speak to the
director of the facility.  When I asked him if he knew there were 6 naked old ladies lying on his front lawn, he replied, "Yes, I know.  They're all retired   prostitutes."

"Okay..." I said rather disbelievingly, "... And?"

"And they're having a yard sale!"

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(Find the six differences, answers below)

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