Chuckle 3065

(Chuckle 3065)

(Charlie M of Bradenton FL gets today’s chuckle thanks)

~Obeying Orders~ (Also: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and Will Rogers Sayings)

There was a bit of confusion at the grocery store this morning.

When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!
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(Maxine Cartoon)

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(Will Rogers Sayings from Phyllis and Chet)

9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

10. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then
to make sure it's still there.