Chuckle 3064

(Chuckle 3064)

(Keith K of Florence OR gets today’s chuckle thanks)

~Coffee~ (Second time around) (Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope,
Maxine, and 6 differences.)

Indian Wanting Coffee:

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and

Pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter:

"Want coffee."

The waiter says, "Sure Chief. Coming right up."

He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee...

The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts

The buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal

To splatter everywhere and then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns.

He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling

Another male buffalo with the other.

He walks up to the counter and says to

The waiter:

"Want coffee." The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto!

We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday.

What was all that about, anyway?"

The Indian smiles and proudly says,

"Training for position in United States Congress.

Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull,

Leave mess for others to clean up.

Disappear for rest of day."
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Today in History Click


http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history


Word for the day Click

http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/


For today's Horoscope click

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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Maxine Cartoon

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(Find the six differences, answers below)