Chuckle 3081

(Chuckle 3081)

(Charlie M of Bradenton FL gets today’s chuckle thanks)

~OLD WRINKLED ASS~ (Also: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and New Bumper Stickers

How the world works lately...

If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, He blames the restaurant.

If you smoke three packs a day For 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family blames the Tobacco Company.

If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender.

If your grandchildren are Brats without manners, You blame television.

If your friend is shot by a Deranged madman, You blame the gun manufacturer...

And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the crazed deceased Blames the airline.

I must have lived too long to Understand the world as it is anymore.

So, if I die while my OLD WRINKLED ASS is parked in front of this computer, I want all of you to Blame Bill Gates.

Have a nice day!
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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

Word for the day Click

http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/

For today's Horoscope click
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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(Maxine Cartoon)

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(From Pat M of Florence)
Bumper Stickers

"If you can't feed em, don't breed em!"
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Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
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If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.