Chuckle 3234

Chuckle 3234
(Nicky H of Florence OR gets today’s chuckle thanks.)

 

~Texting~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and

They Ask Why I Like Retirement!!! )

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!

The husband, typically nonromantic, replied,

"I am on the toilet. Please advise."

 

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(Maxine)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

They Ask Why I Like Retirement!!! From Phyllis in Pasadena CA

Question: Why don't retirees mind being called seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.

Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.