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Chuckle 3247 Classic

(Nadine from Carpinteria CA gets todays chuckle thanks.)

Chuckle 53 (Sent out in July 2003)

~The Preacher: ~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and Find the 6 differences)

The preacher rose with a red face.

"Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the K.K.K.This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family."

No one moved.

The preacher continued, "Do you not have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood. Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."

Again all was quiet.

Slowly a "drop dead" gorgeous blond with a body that would not stop rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and voice quivered as she spoke.

"Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you
were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I just told a couple of friends you
were a wizard under the sheets."
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(Maxine)