Chuckle 3260

Chuckle 3260

(Charlie M of Bradenton FL gets todays chuckle thanks.)

~An Affair~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and Mac’s Signs)

  A married man was having an affair with his secretary.  One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.  The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home.  "Where have you been?" his wife demanded. "I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon." She looked down at his shoes and said: "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!"

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(Today in History Click)
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
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http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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(Maxine)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Signs from Mac M of Florence OR