Chuckle 3294

Chuckle 3294

(Mac M of Florence OR gets today’s chuckle thanks.)

~The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and Signs from Keith)

Best friends graduating from medical school at the same time decided that
in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together
to share office space and personnel.

Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist; they
put up a sign reading: Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors. The
town council was livid and insisted they change it.

The docs changed it to read: Schizoids and Hemorrhoids. This was also
not acceptable so they again changed the sign to read Catatonics and High
Colonics - no go. Next they tried Manic Depressives and Anal
Retentives thumbs down again.

Then came Minds and Behinds - still no good. Another attempt resulted in
Lost Souls and Butt Holes - unacceptable again! So they tried Nuts and
Butts - no way. Freaks and Cheeks - still no good. Loons and Moons -
forget it. Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with:

Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends.

Everybody loved it.

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(Today in History Click)
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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(Maxine)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Signs from Keith of Florence OR

On another Plumber's truck:

"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:

"Invite us to your next blowout."