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Chuckle 3321
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence)
~Mt. Vernon, Texas
... Whorehouse Sues Local Church over Lightning Strike! ~ (Plus: today in
history, word for the day, today’s horoscope, Maxine and Nature pic’s from
Rick)
Diamond D's brothel began construction on an expansion of
their building to increase their ever-growing business. In response, the local
Baptist Church started a campaign to block the business from expanding -- with
morning, afternoon, and evening prayer sessions at their church.
Work on Diamond D's progressed right up until the week
before the grand reopening, when lightning struck the whorehouse, started a
fire, and burned it to the ground.
After the cat-house was destroyed by the lightning strike,
the church folks were rather smug in their outlook, bragging about "the
power of prayer."
But late last week Jill 'Big Jugs’ Diamond, the owner/madam,
sued the church, the preacher, and the entire congregation on the grounds that
the church ... "was ultimately responsible for the demise of her building
and her business -- either through direct or indirect divine actions or
means."
In its reply to the court, the church vehemently and
voraciously denied any and all responsibility, or any connection to the
building's demise.
The judge read through the plaintiff's complaint and the
defendant's reply, and at the opening hearing he commented, "I don't know
how the hell I'm going to decide this case, but it appears from the paperwork,
that we now have a whorehouse owner who staunchly believes in the power of
prayer, and an entire church congregation that thinks it's all bullshit."
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