Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 3355

Chuckle 3355
(Today’s Chuckle thank go to Charlie M of Bradenton FL)

~Sex After Death~ (Second time around) (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and Nature Pic’s)

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and ... inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all.

After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact:

“Marion .... Marion”

"Is that you, Bob?"

"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

"That's wonderful! What's it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times... Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again. Then it's more sex
until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it
starts all over again".

"Oh, Bob! Are you in Heaven?"

"No -- I'm a rabbit somewhere in South Carolina.”

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