Chuckle 3383

Chuckle 3383   Did you set your clocks back an hour?
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Phyllis and Chet in Pasadena) 

(Plus: today in history, word for the day, today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

~Driving Etiquette~ (Second time around)

A woman is driving at night on a narrow country road. 
At the same time, a man is driving in the opposite direction on that same road.
When they narrowly pass each other at high speed, the woman rolls down her window and loudly shout, "Donkey!"

Immediately the man shouts back, "BITCH!"

The man laughs. 
He is proud to have reacted so quickly to the shouting woman and takes the next turn in the road, maintaining his speed.

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Moral of the story:
Men never listen and, when they do, they don't understand one word a woman says.

(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

 Maxine

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Herman