Chuckle 3420

(Today’s Chuckle thank go to Rich and Flo in Yuma AZ.)

~Redneck Lottery Winner~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and 6Diff’s.)

Did you hear about the Redneck? He decided to buy a lottery ticket hoping to win $50 million. When the time came, sure enough his ticket was the winner of the $50 million.
So he quickly went to claim his money. When he got there and showed his ticket, the man in charge gave him 5 million.

The Redneck, hooped and hollered saying he won 50 million. The man said oh, yes, I know, but we can give you 5 million every year for ten years.
The Redneck kept yelling that he wants the 50 million now. The man insisted it has to be done like he says.
The Redneck says, “You can keep your money if that's how it is, just give me my $2 back.”

 

 

(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

 

Maxine

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Find the six differences;