Chuckle 3415 Classic

 

From Jerry and Lora

 

    Chuckle 3415 Classic

(Chuckle 3089) (Sent out in Nov.2012)

(Bev L and Charlie M get today’s chuckle thanks) Do you remember this one Bev?

From Bev ~Stopped by police @ 2 a.m. ~ ( Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and Bumper stickers from Pat.

An elderly man was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night.

The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late." The officer then asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?" The man replied, "That would be my wife."

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From Charlie:  ~My Old Guy Joke~
I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend "That's us in 10 years".
He said
"That's a mirror, dip-shit!"

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Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.

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  He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost,

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