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Chuckle 443  (Sent out in Sept 2004)

(Willie in Sacramento CA gets today's chuckle thanks!)~Drinking

Buddies~ ( Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope,

Maxine and 6 diff’s)

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the

 other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I

go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before

 get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage.

I take my shoes off before I go into the house; I sneak up the stairs,

 get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down

my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL

 wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"

His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the

 wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm

up the steps, throw my shoes in the closet, jump into bed, slap her

on the behind and shout, "WHO'S HORNY"..! ." and she acts like

she is asleep every time.

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