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Chuckle 3402

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence OR)

~BLACK BRA size 38~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

A Chinese guy goes into a Jewish-owned establishment to buy black bras, size 38. The Jewish store keeper, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50 each for them.

The Chinese guy buys 25 bras

He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty bras.

Jewish owner tells him they have become even harder to get and charges him $60 each.

The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the store's remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75 each.

The Jewish owner is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 bras and asks the Chinese guy, "...please tell me - What do you do with all these black bras?"

The Chinese guy answers: "I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to Jewish men for $200.00 each."

...and this is why the Chinese own us!

Business is Business!

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